A hot dog cart.
An IRS lawyer.
Japanese cable news coverage.
Somewhere between a government shutdown and a jar of giardiniera, Isaac became international news. This shirt captures that exact moment — translated, broadcast, and completely out of context.
Printed on a soft cotton tee featuring real Japanese news graphics, because nothing says “American bureaucracy” like being explained overseas.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
A hot dog cart.
An IRS lawyer.
Japanese cable news coverage.
Somewhere between a government shutdown and a jar of giardiniera, Isaac became international news. This shirt captures that exact moment — translated, broadcast, and completely out of context.
Printed on a soft cotton tee featuring real Japanese news graphics, because nothing says “American bureaucracy” like being explained overseas.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
